Monday, May 17, 2010

FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO ME THE OTHER DAY.

So the other day I had to go to the Dr. for an ultra sound on my stomach (no...not a baby ultra sound...you thought you were funny)....

On the way out, I gave my dentist a call to make an appointment to fix the bridge he just put in my mouth (I now have mouth bling).

No worries.

Went to the movies with the boys that night so I shut off my phone.

Next day I get up and there is a message on my computer from my husband. Apparently, the Dr. wanted to see me at 9:00 a.m. on Monday. Wow....that was fast..., so fast, something must be seriously wrong....

my mind starts racing.... I will tell you all that I have a very vivid imagination....so by about thirty minutes into all of this I decide I should make a will.

You ask a will...yes....who is going to take care of Mr. Pfaff?

What about Daddy Pfaff?



What about my stash (this is not all of it)? Who will get my stuff.

You guessed it, by this time I already have my husband remarried.

She is not getting my stash.


That hussie is not touching anything in my sewing room.

She won't want my jewelry, those were tokens of love from my husband.....and yes, he loved me first....I am the mother of his children.

Not unless he marries some young thing and decides to have another family (shame on him, doesn't he know he is tooo old).

Well....so you see what worry and stress can do.

So....I didn't get to talk to my husband until later that day and he asked.

Did you switch Dr. appointments? I said, I didnt' have a Dr. Appointment....and he said you had one at 4:00 p.m on MOnday and they want to switch it to 9:00 a.m.


A light bulb moment.....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that is not Dr. that was a Dentist appointment.

So now....who is going to get the man's tools? His truck? Do you think he will let my next husband have them or do you think he should make a will....???

57 comments:

Pat / Silver Thimble Quilt Co. said...

That is hysterical...I can't stop laughing. We really need to meet!
Pat

Terry said...

ROFL!! This is what happens when we jump to conclusion! :0)

Maggey and Jim said...

Hey, that gave me a good laugh and I really needed it.
Thanks,
Maggey

call me crazy said...

LOL oh girl that was good!! Your mind travels too fast! Do you have psych appt penciled in? :-o Just teasing!! :-))

Gene Black said...

Girl, you so crazy!

I was all ready to foster Daddy Pfaff. And of course he would have needed some stash from his old home to keep him company.....

Kaye said...

You are just too funny. I need to meet youand have some laughs

Carol said...

OMG that is hysterical...oh how we can make out minds go and go and go!

AverettLadyNana said...

Girl I'm glad someone besides me does that sort of jumping to conclusions and worrying!!!

Hope your tummy scan was ok!!!

Prayers for you!!!

kaiolohiakids said...

I just picked myself up off the floor from laughing! I really shouldn't laugh though because some times my mind works a little like that, too!
Anyway, your machine & fabric are acclimated to a tropical climate, so I think out of kindness I will volunteer to watch them here in Hawaii!

Fiesta said...

god you are too funny .

Pat said...

Oh...I would have been doing the same kind of worrying AND the same kind of planning in my mind!!! SOOOOO funny!!!

hetty said...

Too funny! You sure get a lot of exercise jumping to conclusions!

luv2quilt2 said...

You sound like you have the same worry disorder that my husband has. I'm exactly the opposite. I don't worry about anything until I have all the facts, then I don't really worry, I just try to figure out how to fix it. Loved your story, though. It gave me a good laugh.

Country Log Cabin Quilter said...

I had a similar thing happen when we were on a trip. I had a mammogram on a Tuesday and we left on Thursday. Usually I receive a letter in the mail about the mammogram, so when DH received a message from my doctor's office on Friday and they said it was about the mammogram and I should call back on Monday, you can bet what I thought about all weekend. I have never had them call me that fast, so I was sure it was bad news! I called first thing on Monday and they said my mammogram was fine! Why couldn't they have said that in the message?!?!? Our minds do dream up the worst possible scenario, don't they?

Vicki said...

That was so funny and I did enjoy reading your thoughts...hehehehe still laughing :) hugs Vicki

Julia said...

So funny Barb..I needed a good laugh to start the day!

I would have been the same...worry warts that's me !
Julia ♥

Anonymous said...

My goodness, girlfriend!! Take a deep, DEEP breath LOL

PS You can let that breath out now ;o)

lesthook said...

Ha! That was too funny and yes he now needs a will,LOL!

Sarcastic Quilter said...

LOVE IT!! (not that you were scared but the dramatic change in theme...)

Cyndi said...

You are soooooooo funny!!!!! :o)
Thanks for the great laugh - I needed it today!

XOXO,

Cyndi

Happy Cottage Quilter said...

Oh Barb, too funny!

kpaints said...

You are certifible after all!!! Love it! Funny how men just don't think the same way we do.....he thought nothing of it, didn't he? Too funny, glad you are ok and that you are keeping your stash, after all you could take it with you...yes, that is what I said. :) Line the casket...silly!!!

Judy C said...

hahahah you are to funny Barb!
Loved the post!

Patty said...

Rip... Snort...ha ha... can't stop laughing that hussy keep her away from Daddy Pfaff.

Patty said...

Rip... Snort... Ha Ha... can't stop laughing you must keep that little hussy away from Daddy Pfaff.

Sherry said...

That was so funny. I had a real bad day today and you sure did know how to make me laugh. Thanks I really did need it.

quiltmom said...

BArb- oh my oh my - how did you not want to throttle the man- you must love him a lot... I do understand this story all too well...
It did make me giggle..
Hope all went well with your tummy results.
Take care,
Regards,
Anna

Quilt Hollow said...

OMG...you are a hoot!! Love it...great sense of humor!!!

Rachel said...

Oh my goodness, you are so funny! hIlArIoUs! I was honestly chuckling out loud.

Jane's Fabrics and Quilts said...

Oh Barb, you make me laugh, but what is really scary is that I think the same way!! Man, we need to calm down!!!

retdairyqueen said...

Oh Dear we do have a problem here don't we
Haa Ha I love your posts
Always give me a smile

IHaveANotion ~ Kelly Jackson said...

Barb...it's all good girlfriend. I do the same thing all the time. I think it is called the mid life thing....

We went to cub scout camp. I saw a lake and the first thing I thought was one of the kids will drown....then Zach was sitting on a wooden fence....I thought...when he falls he is going to break a bone and we'll be in the hospital all night long....it goes on and on.

I think we need a month of pamering at one of those fancy retreats..and Gene can pick up our tabs...LOL

Kelly

Willow said...

I have had days like that too. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face tonight.

Willow

Carlotta said...

Oh Barb, you tickle me this morning with how your mind just races from one extreme to the next. LOL, I can relate as I do the same thing.

~Tootles!

Tangos Treasures said...

OMGosh!! You are too funny!!

BitnByAQuiltingBug said...

You are too funny! Thanks for the morning giggles!

vivian said...

-we think alike!! You're a hoot!!

True Blue Nana said...

You are hilarious but honestly those are important things to think about. Maybe I should make a list of who would get what. My aunt had a friend that died last summer. When she was in the hospital she called a quilting friend in and told her to give everything to then she called her kids in and planned her funeral!

Deanna said...

Barb, you are FUNNY! What a terrific piece of writing to start my day. Thanks! (Don't we do things just like that and let our minds run away with us.)

PaTcHwOrK jEnN said...

That is too funny Barb. Glad you are okay. On the other hand I will be happy to take in part of your stash or Daddy Pfaff should you not survive your dental appt.

BlueRidge Boomer said...

Oh No!!....now you've put ideas in my head.....female child...that's it ..she should get my stuff....she's got stuff of her own.....to they have an adoption plan for stuff....??!!

Loved it!!!

Crispy said...

ROFLMAO!!!! Oh Barb, your poor poor hubby :0)

Crispy

Melissa said...

Men!! LOL! You are so funny!

quiltsbylee said...

No fair. My ribs are still hurting from all the coughing and you go and make me laugh so hard they hurt worse...but at least it was a good hurt.

Mary L. said...

Really had me going..too funny!

Luv 2 Kreate said...

LMBO @ That hussie is not touching anything in my sewing room. Too funny!

You do have a vivid imaginations, thanks for the laugh today :)

ooglebloops said...

So funny!! But so true!!! I am glad to read all the other commmets - so we know we are not alone with our OVER imaginative minds!!!Hope the sonogram turned out ok!

Stephanie said...

Very funny post!

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Jackie said...

You are so funny! I agree, that hussy does not deserve your stash.

tich said...

Love it!!

Tonya's Sewing Room said...

haha, i was ready to fly down and get the babies (machines)

Rumi said...

Oh Barb! What a funny post. I'm still chuckling.

Kim D. said...

Barb, you are so funny, thanks for the laughs today.. Hope the dental work goes okay..

sewmeow said...

Funny, funny..now you must continue this type of thinking and sharing, just to amuse us! We're going to be expecting it all the time now.

Rhonda said...

Barb, I am laughing my bunns off. You are sooooo funny. My imagination was running along your own for a minute.....I love how you've turned you demise into hubby's......ROFLMAO!!!

Melinda Cornish said...

I laughed out loud when I got to the part about the hussy not getting your fabric.....lol!