So........ I get to class...jump out of the truck. Go in the office to arrange supplies before class starts.....I have a young man helping me find things .... We are milling around.... Get what we need. I go to my truck for the items I brought.
Where are my keys???? (yes, I locked the doors knowing I would be back, if you want to know why, just ask but not saying online)
Does anyone know where my keys are?
Are they in the ignition (I truly never have done that)....
Go back in the office....
The young man starts looking for them.
We turn the place upside down.
I got back outside
Look under the truck.
Look on the floor of the truck....thinking If I can't get the iron, ironing board, go cutter and scissors used for paper, I will be toast.
go back in the office....
Go back to the truck and just before I hit the panic button...I think...frisk my self.....back pockets, front pockets.....
OHHH yes yes....this little (big...what ever you want to call me, air head, brain dead, not playing with a full deck...) put the keys in her pocket and never thought to look there first.
Why????? BECAUSE I DON'T PUT KEYS IN MY POCKET...DON'T LIKE THE BULK.....OKAY
CALL IT PRIDE....
CALL IT STUPID...
SO WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT TO LOOK IN THE POCKET??????duuuuhhhhhhaaaaa
I was so embarrassed, I had to go and tell this young man what I had done.
He is probably thinking "Stupid Palagie (white person). and deservedly so.
So...emergency panic avoided....
NOW WHERE ARE MY GLASSES????
can anyone find my glasses?